Ouran Host Club

Chapter 2:

“Dog?” You looked at him not understanding. Kyouya spoke as he wrote in his mysterious black book. “Hmm, it will be difficult finding something for you to do considering you are female.”

“Yeah, she’s not flat chested like Haruhi, and everyone’s already seen her so we can’t pretend she’s a boy.” Hikaru added. Tamaki glared at him for revealing Haruhi’s secret.

        “Hikaru’s crazy! Haruhi is a boy! Doesn’t he look manly?” Tamaki tried to keep the lie going. You giggled a bit. “I already knew Haruhi was a girl, I just thought it would be rude to say anything.”

         “Is that so?” You felt uneasy at the smirk on Kyouya’s face. “Well, then it seems you will be staying with us for longer than I anticipated. We have to be sure you don’t tell anyone because you see, Haruhi is paying off a debt as well.”

         You felt like you were going to pass out. (I should have kept quiet.)

         “I won’t tell anyone.” You reassured. “By the way, what is it you want me to do?” Kyouya thought for minute. “I suppose you could be a waitress.” (Ok, that doesn’t sound so bad…)

         “I think we should make (f/n)-chan a host !” Hunny grinned. Everyone looked at him surprised. “Me? A host?” Kyouya wrote something down and looked up. “I suppose we would make more profit that way then if she were a waitress.”

         “And we could see her in different costumes.” The twins added. Kyouya closed his book and nodded. “Well, I guess that makes you our first openly female host.”

         “So, what type are you?” Kaoru asked, studying your face. You thought for a minute. “Hm, I don’t really know. I never thought about it before.”

         “Today you will be a waitress, tomorrow a host. It will give us time to get the word out that we’re adding a female host.” You gave a smile. “Sounds fair.”

         The twins looked at each other with evil smiles. They ran up to you and each held one of your arms. “Let’s find you a uniform!” You looked at Haruhi wide-eyed. She shook her head. “You poor thing.” Before you could say anything else, you were dragged into the prep room.

         “Try this on. Tell us if you want us to help.” Hikaru instructed, handing you a covered dress on a hanger and black heels. You laughed and smiled. “Thanks, but I think I’ll be fine.” You went into the prep room to change. You took the cover off the hanger and looked at the dress. It was a simple, blue, strapless dress which matched the boys’ uniform. You sighed as you put it on. It went above your knee and hugged your figure.

         “Are you done yet?” You heard Hikaru’s voice through the door. You put on the heels and sighed once more before opening the door.

         You walked through to see the entire host club waiting for you. All of the males in the room went silent except for Hunny. He giggled as he wrapped his arms around your waist. “(f/n)-chan! You look so pretty!” You giggled as you patted his head.

         “You shady perverts!” Tamaki yelled at the twins. “I will not allow my daughter to go out like that! The twins only rolled their eyes as they placed their arms around you. “She’s our new toy, we can do what we want with her.” Hikaru argued.

         As the three began fighting you walked over to Haruhi. “Well, they’re interesting.” You giggled. She sighed. “That’s one way to put it.” She looked at the dress you were wearing. “They are such perverts.” You laughed. “It’s not that bad, it’s ok.”

         You were interrupted by the sound of the door opening. You looked to see countless girls crowd in. Each of the hosts sat down at a table. Haruhi showed you what to do and then went to sit down with her clients.

         For the next few hours you ran back and forth serving tea and sweets. When host club was finished you said goodbye to everyone and began walking home. Your new “uniform” in your bag.

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Time skip~

         You arrived home and saw your mother had already returned. You smiled. “Hi mom, sorry I’m so late, I..was with some people from school.” You weren’t sure how your mother would feel if you said you joined a host club. She grinned as she hugged you.

         “That great honey, I’m glad you’re making friends. Are any of those friends boys?” She asked with a mischievous smile. You laughed. “Yeah actually, quite a few.” She grinned excitedly as she badgered you with questions. You had only told her you were part of a club, no more.

         After being interrogated, you went up to bed. You laid down thinking about how you were going to handle being a host. “I just have to talk to them right? That doesn't seem too hard.”

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The next day~

School proceeded normally, you found out that Hikaru and Kaoru were in a few of your classes so you spent that time with them. After school, the three of you walked to the host club together.

“Ah, (f/n). It appears we have still need to decide on your type. You already have a number of appointments, but we still need to introduce you as something.” You suddenly heard loud laughing and the sound of a powerful motor.

A girl suddenly appeared in the middle of the room. “Obviously this girl is too sweet to be the naughty type, and she looks like a high-schooler so Lolita girl is out. The category that obviously fits her  is “the girl next door” type.”

You looked around for someone to explain. “This is Renge-chan, she’s our  manager.” Hunny explained. You smiled at her. “Nice to meet you Renge. I’m (F/n).” She studied you. “Yep, most definitely girl next door material.“ She said in a bored tone.

You weren’t sure whether she meant that as a compliment or insult, but smiled. “That doesn’t sound so bad.”
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       You got dressed and Mori and Hunny escorted you to your table which was in between theirs and the twins’

You sat feeling a bit anxious. Your first appointment sat down with you. A 2nd year boy. He seemed nice and you soon struck up a conversation. You gave cute smiles and giggles and the occasional compliment. He seemed to be satisfied when his time was up. Kaoru came and sat down next to you.

       “So how was it?” You smiled. “I think it went well. I was pretty nervous though, it’s not like I can do the twincest thing.” You teased and gave him a wink. He blushed and pouted. “Hey, it’s just an act.” You giggled. “I know, I’m just teasing.” Tamaki came over and pulled Kaoru up.

       “What are you doing alone with my daughter?” He yelled.

       “We’re hardly alone boss.”

       As Tamaki yelled some more your next client came up. It seemed to go good as well and you found yourself having fun with this.

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A few days later~
After  club:

       You finished getting dressed out of your costume. The host club had dressed up as samurai which left you to dress up in a kimono.

       “Ok, bye everyone!” You were about to leave when Tamaki grabbed your arm. “Wait! I cannot bear not seeing where my daughter is staying. You could be sleeping in an alley way for all I know!” He said dramatically.

       “Yea, we wanna stay over her house too!” The twins joined in.

       “Takashi and I wanna see (f/n)-chan’s house too!” Hunny added.

       “I suppose it would be nice to see another commoner’s home.” Kyouya put. They looked at Haruhi. “Sorry, I have too much laundry tonight.”

       All eyes in the room then went to you. You thought about it for a bit. “Hmm, well it is Friday so I guess it would be alright. My house might be a bit small though.” The hosts all smiled and ran out of the room. “See you tonight!” They yelled out.

       You were left alone with Haruhi and you both walked home together.